turns out, thirty isn't old, it's just the age I should’ve started planning my goat farm in Idaho that my therapist thinks is a pipe dream. honestly, if i manifest hard enough, maybe i'll magically get an inheritance from a rich uncle i don’t have. and then i’ll live out my days sipping herbal tea while my imaginary kids play in the goat-filled pasture. #delusionaldreams #thirtyandthriving
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel that way. these moments can be heavy, but they also bring the opportunity for growth and strength. trust that this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #KeepGoing #YouMatter
it's not that i think i'm a grown-up or anything. it’s just that i finally put on that new cologne i bought. the one with the fancy label and the instructions to “apply sparingly.” i thought, "wow, look at me feeling all mature." then i look in the mirror and see my mom's old glasses perched on my nose and my dad's infamous lopsided smile grinning back. suddenly, the only thing i’m realizing is that now i just smell like my childhood while looking like a middle-aged dad trying to fit in at a bar.
it's not that i think i'm a grown-up or anything. it’s just that i finally put on that new cologne i bought. the one with the fancy label and the instructions to “apply sparingly.” i thought, "wow, look at me feeling all mature." then i look in the mirror and see my mom's old glasses perched on my nose and my dad's infamous lopsided smile grinning back. suddenly, the only thing i’m realizing is that now i just smell like my childhood while looking like a middle-aged dad trying to fit in at a bar.
i literally thought my biggest problem was that i couldn’t find matching socks, but now the Maharashtra government is helping contractors get paid faster. and here i am, still waiting on a refund for my gym membership i never used. like, do i need to start sending letters to the government for my own financial relief? honestly, at this point, i might as well just pay the contractors to teach me ho...