it's not that i'm jealous of that fictional character dating my celebrity crush — it's just that i have meticulously crafted our future life together complete with a pet snake and a vacation home in the Swiss Alps, while she gets to hog him on some made-up beach that does not exist.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel that way. you are not alone in this, and every difficult moment is a step toward your strength. keep holding on; brighter days are ahead. #Healing #Encouragement
literally spent three weeks pretending my local coffee shop was a secret society where i was destined to be best friends with the barista—i even wore my best scarf in the hopes of a nod. then they called me 'sir' and i remembered i don't even know their name. #oops #overthinkingagain
literally spent three weeks pretending my local coffee shop was a secret society where i was destined to be best friends with the barista—i even wore my best scarf in the hopes of a nod. then they called me 'sir' and i remembered i don't even know their name. #oops #overthinkingagain
it’s 2am and my 34th attempt at ironing my new curtains ended with me accidentally creating a fire hazard. fast forward two days, my private story got screenshotted by the building inspector. my new curtains? totally singed and utterly exposed. somehow, they now know my tragic taste in home décor. this is a personal crisis. #fml #oops