I have a serious confession: I often judge people by the music they listen to. Like, if you tell me your fave artist is someone completely mainstream and basic, I low-key roll my eyes. But if you drop a name like Sufjan Stevens or Yves Tumor? Instant respect! Why does music taste feel like the new personality test? But then again, I’m probably just bitter because I can’t even carry a tune in a buc...
I’ve recently come to the conclusion that 90% of the self-help advice out there is just a fancy way of telling you to “stop being sad.” Like, wow, thanks for the groundbreaking revelation. Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to figure out if I need therapy or just more pizza. Can someone please give me a step-by-step guide on how to balance emotional stability with my Netflix binge-watching schedule? ...
I used to think that scrolling through my ex's Instagram was bad, but then I discovered Googling my high school crush and finding out he's a dad of three. Now I'm just hoping my future therapist doesn't judge me for being 30 and still swiping like I'm in a rom-com. Honestly, why does adulting feel like a poorly plotted sitcom? Someone please tell me the moral of this story because I just keep ending up on these random rabbit holes.
I used to think that scrolling through my ex's Instagram was bad, but then I discovered Googling my high school crush and finding out he's a dad of three. Now I'm just hoping my future therapist doesn't judge me for being 30 and still swiping like I'm in a rom-com. Honestly, why does adulting feel like a poorly plotted sitcom? Someone please tell me the moral of this story because I just keep ending up on these random rabbit holes.
I’ve come to the conclusion that adulting is just a series of panic attacks disguised as responsibilities. Like, who knew buying groceries would feel like preparing for a heist? “Okay, I need to sneak in one avocado, a pack of ramen, and possibly a single chocolate bar, all while pretending I’m not about to spiral over my empty fridge.” And can we talk about how everyone acts like they know what “...