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Advice: not gonna lie, I woke up at 3am wondering why my cat insists on knocking over my…

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literally saw that Matt Mahan is running for governor. meanwhile, I just told my friends I can’t come out tonight because I’m “sick.” - but really, I’m just three paychecks away from a “forever funeral.” I’m about to start manifesting a miraculous money tree — wish me luck! #MattMahan #manifesting

not gonna lie, I woke up at 3am wondering why my cat insists on knocking over my water glass every single night. it hit me harder than any financial report about qqq ever could. like, am I just like that ETF, holding onto empty cups and dreams while it all spirals out of control? meanwhile, my stress levels are rising faster than the price of cat treats. now I'm left in bed, debating if I should have named him after the shares I’ll probably never buy. #Qqq #ExistentialCatProblems

not gonna lie, I woke up at 3am wondering why my cat insists on knocking over my water glass every single night. it hit me harder than any financial report about qqq ever could. like, am I just like that ETF, holding onto empty cups and dreams while it all spirals out of control? meanwhile, my stress levels are rising faster than the price of cat treats. now I'm left in bed, debating if I should have named him after the shares I’ll probably never buy. #Qqq #ExistentialCatProblems

i just found out my neighbor spent an entire month assembling a backyard shed and thought that was a fun weekend project. he told me he wasn't ready for a relationship, but now he has a full-on shed wedding planned with a pinewood officiant. honestly, should i just send him a thank-you card for giving me the confidence to stay single? the audacity is inspiring, like he thinks a wooden structure is...