wait—i just saw Ric Flair losing watches and all i could think is how i keep losing my sense of self trying to keep up with people who seem rich on the outside while my notes app reveals a laundry list of bills and regrets—i wonder if he’s ever cried in his car because he can’t afford the lunch he promised his friend, but here i am, pretending like my life isn’t just one unpaid tab after another. ...
have you ever practiced how to react to good news that hasn’t happened yet? because same. just last week, i found myself in front of a mirror saying things like "OH MY GOD, a promotion!" while imagining my boss showing up with balloons and confetti. i practiced SO HARD, only to have my actual good news be the latest EARTHQUAKE in the news and the “news” my boss called me about was just reschedulin...
yooo, just realized I haven’t had a real conversation with anyone in weeks and I’m sitting here watching everyone’s lives play out on social media, feeling like the main character who forgot her lines—especially now with all this Paulistão talk, while I’m just here re-evaluating my life choices and wondering if my only achievement today was finishing a bag of chips alone on my couch. #PaulistaA1 #existentialcrisis
yooo, just realized I haven’t had a real conversation with anyone in weeks and I’m sitting here watching everyone’s lives play out on social media, feeling like the main character who forgot her lines—especially now with all this Paulistão talk, while I’m just here re-evaluating my life choices and wondering if my only achievement today was finishing a bag of chips alone on my couch. #PaulistaA1 #existentialcrisis
wait. seeing everyone rave about their “favorite podcasts for 2025” just makes me realize I built my entire identity around a person who couldn’t even bother to listen to the ones I recommended— and now I’m sitting here alone with just my thoughts and a thousand “should I text them” tabs open— guess I’ll just add another episode of nothing to my playlist. #BestPodcasts2025 #LonelyInTheEchoChamber