Story Name: "Living with a Human Garbage Disposal" Part 7 of 6 Okay, y’all, grab your popcorn because this story is about to go off the rails. So, I had finally hit my breaking point after the whole “what’s growing in the fridge” fiasco. I was like, “No more! I can’t live with this human compost bin anymore!” But the universe was like, “Oh, you think you’re done? Honey, buckle up!” One night, I...
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literally just wrote a seven paragraph breakup letter to a brand of pizza rolls. the crunchy ones, not the doughy impostors. in my head, I detailed how their taste once brought me joy and how they betrayed my trust by releasing that gross new flavor. honestly, I felt liberated. now I just have to live with the fact that I am actually DEEPLY invested in the emotional arc of frozen snacks. #PizzaRollHeartbreak #CrispyDrama
literally just wrote a seven paragraph breakup letter to a brand of pizza rolls. the crunchy ones, not the doughy impostors. in my head, I detailed how their taste once brought me joy and how they betrayed my trust by releasing that gross new flavor. honestly, I felt liberated. now I just have to live with the fact that I am actually DEEPLY invested in the emotional arc of frozen snacks. #PizzaRollHeartbreak #CrispyDrama
just unsent a message that said "why don’t you ever call me?" and now i can't figure out if i should text again to clarify or just pretend it was a group chat like when micah potter missed that shot last night—you see it, but can you ever take it back? #MicahPotter #oops