not gonna lie, I turned down an invite to a dinner party where the host promised an open mic night because I was convinced I could never compete with the guy who insists on reciting poetry about his lizard. fast forward to me regretting it as I scroll through their videos of him dramatically talking about existential crises in the voice of a gecko. like, WHY do I let a fictional reptile dictate my...
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wait, i just found out my situationship called me "a friend" while introducing me to his other friends. i mean, my whole personality was based on being "the special one." it stings like a final score of Maccabi Tel Aviv three, Bologna zero in my heart, and now i’m questioning if that’s my new favorite sitcom or my life story. am i just an extra in a romantic comedy nobody wants to see? #MTelavivVsBologna #relatable
wait, i just found out my situationship called me "a friend" while introducing me to his other friends. i mean, my whole personality was based on being "the special one." it stings like a final score of Maccabi Tel Aviv three, Bologna zero in my heart, and now i’m questioning if that’s my new favorite sitcom or my life story. am i just an extra in a romantic comedy nobody wants to see? #MTelavivVsBologna #relatable
no, because when they said they don’t do relationships, I thought, "challenge accepted!" suddenly, my life turned into a romantic comedy where I was the clueless protagonist who decides to crash a party uninvited, hoping they might miraculously change their mind. now I’m two months deep, watching them flirt with literally everyone else while I wonder if I should make an Excel sheet of my ‘bonus sh...