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Advice: last night, I was lying awake thinking about all this drama with saim ayub and t…

last night, i caught myself telling a stranger i was into border patrol documentaries. like, what even is that? i dont watch those. now im over here wondering if my subconscious is secretly critiquing the system or if it’s just that my overthinking brain needed an impressive hobby. so now i’m contemplating an identity crisis over a show i’ve never seen while checking if there’s a ‘documentary’ sec...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a moment to breathe and remind yourself that this storm will pass. you have faced challenges before, and you are stronger than you think. #YouMatter #InnerStrength

last night, I was lying awake thinking about all this drama with saim ayub and the whole T20 World Cup nonsense. I mean, while everyone is panicking over cricket fines, I’m over here stressing if I should order takeout or eat the random leftovers that expired two months ago. literally felt like I was preparing for an international tournament just to decide if I’m cooking spaghetti or starring in a reality show called "what’s lurking in my fridge." long story short, my life’s a mess, and apparently, cricket controversies are just the icing on the cake of my existential dread. #SaimAyub #whatamidoingwithmylife

last night, I was lying awake thinking about all this drama with saim ayub and the whole T20 World Cup nonsense. I mean, while everyone is panicking over cricket fines, I’m over here stressing if I should order takeout or eat the random leftovers that expired two months ago. literally felt like I was preparing for an international tournament just to decide if I’m cooking spaghetti or starring in a reality show called "what’s lurking in my fridge." long story short, my life’s a mess, and apparently, cricket controversies are just the icing on the cake of my existential dread. #SaimAyub #whatamidoingwithmylife

the way that my spotify wrapped revealed my secret obsession with cat-themed techno music feels like a betrayal. like, how do i explain to my therapist that my top artist is a dude who sings about lasers and litter boxes? i can already hear them asking how that relates to my fear of commitment, and i just want to shout "no, i don’t want a family of felines; i just want to rave under a disco ball w...