wait, just realized the only thing my parents love more than the nfl is the way my life has been an absolute train wreck lately. like, my dad casually dropped the “i'm not mad, i’m just disappointed” line last week while watching the playoffs. now every time i see a touchdown, i think about how the only thing getting passed around is the disappointment i’m serving up at family dinners. can’t decid...
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literally saw someone i used to swap lunch trade cards with act like they don’t know me, while i was in the back of my head conducting an entire symphony for the sequel to our childhood adventures. like, buddy, we planned our escape route from that treehouse we built. now you treat me like a stranger in a parallel universe? are you going to pretend you don’t remember that epic duel we had with garden gnomes? yeah, you look cute and all, but let’s not forget the NINETY emails i wrote in my head about the real-life ramifications of your betrayal!
literally saw someone i used to swap lunch trade cards with act like they don’t know me, while i was in the back of my head conducting an entire symphony for the sequel to our childhood adventures. like, buddy, we planned our escape route from that treehouse we built. now you treat me like a stranger in a parallel universe? are you going to pretend you don’t remember that epic duel we had with garden gnomes? yeah, you look cute and all, but let’s not forget the NINETY emails i wrote in my head about the real-life ramifications of your betrayal!
so i literally named my future pets after the players from the suns vs knicks matchup because i had one five-minute conversation with someone about basketball last month. honestly, it felt like a bonding moment until i realized they were just pretending to listen. now i'm at work rethinking my entire existence while planning my imaginary home filled with pets named after players who won't even ack...