just found out about the fire at that bar, and it hit too close to home. last weekend, i had an entire argument with a stranger in my head after they bumped into me. the scenario escalated to a full-on meltdown where i accused them of trying to ruin my life. now i am somehow still mad at them, despite never even having spoken a word. life is SO weird. who knew my inner drama could take such dark t...
it’s day 94 of procrastinating and waiting for the 'perfect moment' to ask my neighbor if they have the WiFi password. they now have a cat and a 'No Soliciting' sign. but here's the kicker—they’ve probably moved on, starting a family with Renuka Singh, while I am STILL staring at their door like it’s some sort of enchanted portal. what is my life. #RenukaSingh #ShamefulConfessions
it's not that i care that my friends have a separate chat without me. it's just… it really makes me rethink the last pizza party. was the pizza a metaphor? like, was it a sign that they wanted to keep the toppings away from the side of the table where i was seated? you know what, next time i see them, i’m bringing a homemade quiche and letting them fight over which slice they want.
it's not that i care that my friends have a separate chat without me. it's just… it really makes me rethink the last pizza party. was the pizza a metaphor? like, was it a sign that they wanted to keep the toppings away from the side of the table where i was seated? you know what, next time i see them, i’m bringing a homemade quiche and letting them fight over which slice they want.
so like, my best friend just spilled my secret to someone, right? now i'm literally envisioning my entire life imploding, much like the Pretoria Capitals when they played against the Paarl Royals last week. i mean, like, do they even remember the last time they won? meanwhile, my secret is out and i'm here contemplating my next move. should i disappear into the void or pull a stunt that could outs...