WhisperDog

Advice: have you ever stared at a thrift store jacket, convinced that its retro vibe wil…

it’s funny how the internet loves billie eilish, right? everyone raves about her upcycled look at the grammys while i sit here in my funeral outfit, already planning for the day everyone realizes i’m just a blooper in their highlight reel. like, was i wrong to smile when the overconfident influencer i used to follow bombed their latest project? why is it so satisfying to see someone who once belit...

the way that everyone is gearing up for their romantic plans in february, and here i am, planning my funeral outfit instead. it’s like everyone’s excited for love and i’m just sitting on my couch, rehearsing the ways i’d break the news to the world that my relationships have gone cold. i scroll through my contacts, looking at names that used to spark joy but now just echo silence. you’d think havi...

have you ever stared at a thrift store jacket, convinced that its retro vibe will single-handedly make you look like a million bucks, while your bank account looks like it's been on a diet for years? i always order the most expensive drink just to feel like the main character, meanwhile my fridge is holding on to a week-old half loaf of bread and one lonely tomato. it’s wild how i can charm the pants off baristas with my dazzling personality while secretly contemplating if using my credit card to buy an avocado toast is an act of rebellion or just pure madness.

have you ever stared at a thrift store jacket, convinced that its retro vibe will single-handedly make you look like a million bucks, while your bank account looks like it's been on a diet for years? i always order the most expensive drink just to feel like the main character, meanwhile my fridge is holding on to a week-old half loaf of bread and one lonely tomato. it’s wild how i can charm the pants off baristas with my dazzling personality while secretly contemplating if using my credit card to buy an avocado toast is an act of rebellion or just pure madness.

literally just saw the news about gold and silver prices crashing. while my cousins are showing off their new cars, I can't even afford auto fare for the week. it’s funny, right? like, duniya kya samjhti hai mera earnings ke baare mein? kisi ko nahi pata mera hidden debt aur paycheck se paycheck tak ka game. kabhi kabhi lagta hai, shayad koi miracle hoga. but then I remember... jab tak ye circumst...