just found out my coworker got promoted to boss and now my life feels like an overhyped parade float in uttarakhand jhanki in republic day. the toxicity was already palpable, but now it feels like im trapped under a giant balloon of misery. planning my escape—who needs a career when you can have peace of mind? #UttarakhandJhankiInRepublicDay #prayforme
just learned that my home recycling bin doubles as a shrine to all the hopes and dreams of my empty condiment packets. with rent due, I am seriously considering opening a crowdfunding campaign called "help a soul with excess ketchup." the best part is, every dollar goes to… a really good takeout that just doesn't care about my tragic life choices...
just found out they’re adding trophies to old playstation plus games, and it’s like, literally so unfair. my ex used to brag about getting all the trophies like it was some kind of life accomplishment. meanwhile, i’m over here practicing self-care while they’re probably busy gaming with someone new. like, thanks for the reminder of your happy little gaming life. also, what is my life? did i literally just cry over a video game update? #PlaystationPlusGames #relationshipchaos
just found out they’re adding trophies to old playstation plus games, and it’s like, literally so unfair. my ex used to brag about getting all the trophies like it was some kind of life accomplishment. meanwhile, i’m over here practicing self-care while they’re probably busy gaming with someone new. like, thanks for the reminder of your happy little gaming life. also, what is my life? did i literally just cry over a video game update? #PlaystationPlusGames #relationshipchaos
it's not that i like cha eun woo. it's just that every time i see him, it reminds me of how i'm out here crushing on someone who said they don’t do relationships. i spiraled so hard that i ended up creating a vision board for a life together that literally includes him, but no, just my tragic crush. i am out here putting together plans for an imaginary couple’s therapy session for a relationship t...