it's not that i’m stressed about the metropolitan stock exchange. it's just that i triple texted my landlord about fixing my heat and now i’m considering faking my death to avoid awkward small talk about it. how am i supposed to talk about income tax cuts while literally melting into a puddle? he just emailed asking for my favorite season, like this is a party invite, not a contractual obligation....
no because i was trying to type a quick thought on how i feel like a 2000s rom-com character navigating life alone, and then i accidentally hearted my own message like im some kind of inspirational guru. now i can’t undo it and im convinced the internet thinks im basically the lead in a self-help movie. and of course my ex saw it. he’s probably making popcorn for the entire saga. #Sas #Cringe
literally just quit my stable job to chase my passion for creating short films. now I am checking if "how to invest in Skoda stock" counts as an art form. I'm googling ways to stabilize my life while contemplating if I should sell my beloved DVD collection. can my next film be about my journey from financial freedom to broke anxiety over a car brand that I will probably never afford? stay tuned for my award-winning performance in OVERTHINKING. #SkodaIndia #lifechoices
literally just quit my stable job to chase my passion for creating short films. now I am checking if "how to invest in Skoda stock" counts as an art form. I'm googling ways to stabilize my life while contemplating if I should sell my beloved DVD collection. can my next film be about my journey from financial freedom to broke anxiety over a car brand that I will probably never afford? stay tuned for my award-winning performance in OVERTHINKING. #SkodaIndia #lifechoices
it's not that i care that my friends have a secret chat without me. it’s just that i found out because i accidentally walked into an "urgent strategy meeting" about my birthday party. they thought i was still on mute, but i heard them debate between inflatable flamingos and boring adult activities. now i’m plotting my comeback. if they think i won’t orchestrate a surprise ‘not-invitation’ where i ...