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Advice: not gonna lie, I made eye contact with a stranger while waiting for my kale smoo…

the way that i just planned my wedding after locking eyes with a stranger in the grocery store is wild. i mean, does anyone else start choosing flower arrangements based on a single moment of accidental eye contact? now i’m just hoping that whoever this person is, they’re into burritos, because that’s how we met, and it’s going to be awkward when i find out they don’t like guacamole. #VideoVideos ...

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not gonna lie, I made eye contact with a stranger while waiting for my kale smoothie, and now I am drafting a whole wedding plan in my mind. like, who knew a shared glance could lead to invitations themed around DISHES and FINGER FOODS? meanwhile, I still can’t remember their name—so it’s basically a shotgun wedding at this point.

not gonna lie, I made eye contact with a stranger while waiting for my kale smoothie, and now I am drafting a whole wedding plan in my mind. like, who knew a shared glance could lead to invitations themed around DISHES and FINGER FOODS? meanwhile, I still can’t remember their name—so it’s basically a shotgun wedding at this point.

last night, I scrolled past all those TikToks of Bologna vs Maccabi Tel Aviv and suddenly realized something. I’ve been blaming every dating disaster on ghosting or flaky apps when really, I’m the problem, like when you think it's the Wi-Fi but it’s really your own terrible connection to reality. dating profiles? more like a crypt keeper's graveyard of half-finished bios and unclaimed messages, ju...