day 47 of pretending to be a “car person” because everyone thinks it's charming. meanwhile, my knowledge extends to “this one goes vroom.” last week, i nod knowingly at a friend's passionate spiel about reliability, while my brain is just screaming about the time i tried to convince a used car dealer i had a “vision” for the family hatchback. spoiler alert: the vision included running away from th...
my parents are getting divorced and now they act like i’m some kind of therapist, having to play referee between their “conversations” that just spiral into blame games. it's like, one minute dad's yelling about how mom never learned to drive properly and the next, mom’s bringing up how he ruined family vacations because he can't sit still in traffic. i mean, can we just acknowledge that this is r...
just realized my spotify wrapped is basically a cry for help. it is like an autobiography of loneliness wrapped in the illusion of having friends. there’s literally no one who gets the deeper cuts I jam to—only strangers with the same playlists in my contacts but no one to call when I'm low. honestly, who knew "americano" could remind me of my isolation and give me major regrets about adult life choices? #Americano #Loneliness
just realized my spotify wrapped is basically a cry for help. it is like an autobiography of loneliness wrapped in the illusion of having friends. there’s literally no one who gets the deeper cuts I jam to—only strangers with the same playlists in my contacts but no one to call when I'm low. honestly, who knew "americano" could remind me of my isolation and give me major regrets about adult life choices? #Americano #Loneliness
the way that news about the fa cup brings my mood down, knowing my family will only ask why i didn’t bet money on it - like i even have money after paying bills, yaar, matlab samjho na, they act like my salary is some magic treasure trove. they don't get that every paycheck disappears faster than i can say “let's watch the match.” it’s a mess - the real match is me trying to keep a smile on my fac...