ngl, i panicked when my neighbor said "i love you" while we were watering plants together. instead of freaking out, i just blurted out "thank you" and turned the hose on a dead bush like it was the most normal response ever. now there's a lingering tension at our little garden meetings, and i can’t tell if he’s upset or just confused about plant care. every time he waves, I can feel my soul escapi...
Yaar, gym ki membership toh le li thi, par aisa lagta hai ki mujhe zyada exercise nahi, bas stress ka cardio karna hai placements ke chakkar mein! Kabar ho gaya hai, woh bhi darshak ki tarah, bas chati se dekh raha hoon ki kab use karna hai 😂.
it’s not that i’m broke, it’s just that my bank account now has less than the amount of snacks i bought for a single movie night. how did i spend an entire week’s worth of groceries on a “spontaneous” dinner with my ex who has the emotional depth of a kiddie pool? the only real surprise here is realizing that my wallet is now a black hole for regrets and half-baked plans.
it’s not that i’m broke, it’s just that my bank account now has less than the amount of snacks i bought for a single movie night. how did i spend an entire week’s worth of groceries on a “spontaneous” dinner with my ex who has the emotional depth of a kiddie pool? the only real surprise here is realizing that my wallet is now a black hole for regrets and half-baked plans.
day 12 of ignoring my friend because i found out she was telling others my biggest secret: that my romantic life is basically one big injury report. turns out, while i was defending her against “frenemies,” she was busy placing bets on my dating disasters like they're the new anfernee simons trade predictions. funny how the only thing worse than bad trades is bad friends, right? now i'm waiting fo...