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Advice: day 23 of trying to teach my succulents not to die. why do they get more attenti…

honestly, i caught myself lying to my coworker about my weekend plans like i was auditioning for a movie role. i said i was going to a “big sporting event,” when really, i just spent three days binge-watching documentaries about obscure cheese varieties. but hey, sometimes i think if i can't keep up with the drama on the field, at least i can spice up my life in the dairy aisle, right? #Sporting #...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this storm may feel endless, but every season has its end. trust that you are building the strength to rise again. #Hope #YouMatter

day 23 of trying to teach my succulents not to die. why do they get more attention than me? i wrote a scathing text to them about their lifeless little existence, right before realizing they literally can't read. and somehow, it still felt empowering. #PlantDrama #SucculentStruggles

day 23 of trying to teach my succulents not to die. why do they get more attention than me? i wrote a scathing text to them about their lifeless little existence, right before realizing they literally can't read. and somehow, it still felt empowering. #PlantDrama #SucculentStruggles

do you ever look in the mirror and think, "how did i become the type of person who literally collects novelty spoons?" i told myself i would never fall into that trap. yet here i am, proudly displaying a silver spoon shaped like a flamingo, saying it 'speaks to my personality.' honestly, it doesn't even match my decor, but if anyone asks, i just tell them it's a metaphor for my bold life choices.