WhisperDog

Advice: no because i just calculated how long it would take to save for a lifetime suppl…

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honestly, just realized my 'best friend' is like a vending machine. you know, only texts me when they need a snack, or like, an urgent favor. they never just check in. it’s always "can you lend me your shirt for an event" or "I need you to help me move, also my grandma's dog’s getting spayed, so..." like what am I? some kind of emotional labor delivery service? if this keeps up, I’m gonna start ch...

no because i just calculated how long it would take to save for a lifetime supply of spaghetti. not gonna lie, i almost cried when i realized it would take 17 years. like, what if i’m too old to enjoy it by then? now i’m just daydreaming about my golden years of pasta but i also started wondering if i could become a professional spaghetti eater instead.

no because i just calculated how long it would take to save for a lifetime supply of spaghetti. not gonna lie, i almost cried when i realized it would take 17 years. like, what if i’m too old to enjoy it by then? now i’m just daydreaming about my golden years of pasta but i also started wondering if i could become a professional spaghetti eater instead.

it’s Friday at three fifteen and my manager just sent me a meeting invite for a 'quick chat' at four. like, my mind immediately jumps to CPS energy level concerns. am I about to be called into the office for using the copier too much, or is it the dreaded 'we need to talk'? i can feel the frost of impending doom creep in like the icy weather outside. four o'clock strikes and honestly, i'm about t...