it's not that i’m obsessed with cricketers or anything. honestly, i just bought this shirt that has babar azam's face on it. i literally don't even watch cricket. but my family saw it and now my mom is texting me daily about my “new interest” and how i should bring friends over to discuss his stats. but surprise surprise, no friends. just me and a shirt, in denial, pretending it wasn’t an impulse ...
do you ever look at your parents and realize they were my age when they confidently bought their second home—meanwhile, I'm over here still trying to figure out how to keep my houseplants alive and somehow contemplating a road trip to the grocery store that’s only five minutes away, just for the thrill of leaving the house? like—when did “I have a stable life plan” become code for “I just avoided ...
bruh, just bought a decorative eggplant plant because it matches the vibe of my bathroom, but I still don’t have dish soap. my roommate is ready to kick me out, but I keep telling myself that one day the universe will have me casually bumping into the love of my life at this botanical garden while I'm admiring my eggplant’s growth. how am I living in a fantasy while drowning in dirty dishes? #priorities #livingmybestlife
bruh, just bought a decorative eggplant plant because it matches the vibe of my bathroom, but I still don’t have dish soap. my roommate is ready to kick me out, but I keep telling myself that one day the universe will have me casually bumping into the love of my life at this botanical garden while I'm admiring my eggplant’s growth. how am I living in a fantasy while drowning in dirty dishes? #priorities #livingmybestlife
last night, i checked my notes app and saw a reminder that my sibling still owes me money from a "temporary" loan two years ago. while the weather forecast is all about that snow, i was freezing in my own financial blizzard. as the flakes start to pile up outside, i wonder if i can snowball this into an icy cash demand. are we getting more snow, or just more excuses? #SnowfallWeatherForecast #Sibl...