it's not that i care too much about the movie, but with all this talk about "Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon 2" being canceled, i had a sudden epiphany about adults and their so-called plans. i mean, do they even know what they're doing? my coworker made an entire presentation on how to boost sales while simultaneously giving me panic vibes about their life choices. meanwhile, i'm here wondering how to ask...
wait, so bob weir is dead, right? it literally hit me while I was deep in my own personal crisis, trying to figure out why my barista hasn't recognized me after six months of daily visits. like, honestly, does anyone really see me? here I am obsessively reorganizing my Spotify playlists while he’s probably listening to the very last grateful dead concert. I felt like a complete stranger in my own ...
my company just laid off half the team and somehow doubled my workload. as if juggling flaming swords while standing on a tightrope is a reasonable ask. and now, they expect me to keep my head in the game when i can’t even remember if i ate lunch or just had a passionate conversation with a vending machine about my life choices. it’s a lot like when ryan fitzgerald joined the Dodgers, right? i mean, who’s picking up the pieces here while i’m just… existing in chaos? #RyanFitzgerald #whatamidoingwithmylife
my company just laid off half the team and somehow doubled my workload. as if juggling flaming swords while standing on a tightrope is a reasonable ask. and now, they expect me to keep my head in the game when i can’t even remember if i ate lunch or just had a passionate conversation with a vending machine about my life choices. it’s a lot like when ryan fitzgerald joined the Dodgers, right? i mean, who’s picking up the pieces here while i’m just… existing in chaos? #RyanFitzgerald #whatamidoingwithmylife
i just found old texts from a time when they genuinely tried to impress me, and honestly, it felt like i uncovered the lost scrolls of a forgotten civilization. i am currently manifesting a reunion, where i wear a crown made of discarded takeout menus and remind them of how good i looked in 2016. #nostalgia #delusionalmanifestation