I just realized that my love for gaming has officially peaked when I started planning my social events around game releases. Like, who needs a birthday party when you can have an ‘Elden Ring’ launch night with pizza and existential dread? And don’t even get me started on how I’ve developed the social skills of a hermit crab since I started gaming full time. I swear, I could hold a conversation wit...
I have a confession: I still sleep with a stuffed animal, and I’m not ashamed. It's the only thing keeping my existential dread at bay. Plus, have you ever tried cuddling with a pillow? It just doesn't hit the same. But if anyone finds out, I’ll probably just say it’s for "aesthetic reasons" and hope they don’t ask for more details. How do adults even function without a safety blanket?
I’ve realized that getting advice from family is basically like asking for directions from someone who’s never left their hometown. Like, thanks for your input on my career path while you’re still using a flip phone and think TikTok is a clock! Honestly, just because someone is older doesn’t mean they know better. It’s like taking cooking tips from someone who still thinks boiling water is gourmet. So yeah, don’t be surprised if I’m still single and living off instant noodles while you’re reminiscing about your "good old days." Anyone else feel me on this?
I’ve realized that getting advice from family is basically like asking for directions from someone who’s never left their hometown. Like, thanks for your input on my career path while you’re still using a flip phone and think TikTok is a clock! Honestly, just because someone is older doesn’t mean they know better. It’s like taking cooking tips from someone who still thinks boiling water is gourmet. So yeah, don’t be surprised if I’m still single and living off instant noodles while you’re reminiscing about your "good old days." Anyone else feel me on this?
I have this embarrassing secret: I still look up old high school classmates on social media and low-key judge their life choices like I'm some kind of life coach. I mean, who knew that the guy who used to eat glue would own a tech startup and the prom queen would be selling essential oils? Like, what kind of alternate universe is this? Meanwhile, I'm over here just wondering if I should order take...