so last week i accidentally replied all to a group chat meant for planning my friend's surprise birthday and ended up confessing my undying love for the cake instead of the actual plan and everyone thought it was a joke and like, i did NOT know how to backtrack that one.
sitting at this family gathering with the potato salad chef, who literally almost ruined my life, and it’s so bizarre because everyone is acting like it’s totally normal while i’m just here wishing someone would turn the lights off so i can disappear.
sitting on my tiny couch in this cramped one-bedroom, scrolling through my friends' vacation pics while i’m over here organizing old receipts, feeling like my whole life is in fast-forward and i’m stuck on pause, like i used to make way more than this just doing paperwork but now i’m losing my mind trying to keep track of what color my favorite mug is because everything else feels so empty and pointless
sitting on my tiny couch in this cramped one-bedroom, scrolling through my friends' vacation pics while i’m over here organizing old receipts, feeling like my whole life is in fast-forward and i’m stuck on pause, like i used to make way more than this just doing paperwork but now i’m losing my mind trying to keep track of what color my favorite mug is because everything else feels so empty and pointless
so there i was, literally trying to show this stranger from cps that i am a good parent while my dog decided to roll in something gross and brought it inside, and honestly, the only thing i could think to say was "he usually keeps it outside" as if that was a solid defense.