WhisperDog

Advice: it's not that i obsess over the guy who probably doesn’t even remember my name. …

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #StayStrong

last night, I found myself in a battle over a dumb meme I sent a friend three days ago. they finally reply with a simple "lol," like we weren’t both stuck in this vortex of text neglect. it's like the teaser for 'dhurandhar 2' dropped, and my heart is racing because if only Ranveer Singh could resolve this epic showdown between the meme I sacrificed and the ghosting I endured. guess I'll just keep...

it's not that i obsess over the guy who probably doesn’t even remember my name. it's just that every time i bite into a pickle, i can't help but imagine he’s also out there, enjoying his life, blissfully unaware. i mean, why would he be thinking about me when he probably has the emotional depth of a goldfish? just my luck that my wildest daydreams involve someone who probably thinks i’m a brand of mustard.

it's not that i obsess over the guy who probably doesn’t even remember my name. it's just that every time i bite into a pickle, i can't help but imagine he’s also out there, enjoying his life, blissfully unaware. i mean, why would he be thinking about me when he probably has the emotional depth of a goldfish? just my luck that my wildest daydreams involve someone who probably thinks i’m a brand of mustard.

yooo, I just realized my best friend only texts me when they need my Netflix password or my extra printer ink—seriously, it’s like I’m their one-stop shop for FREE services. but hey, the real kicker? they sent me a birthday card this year... with a handwritten note that said "Hope you're good, how’s the printer?” #bestfriend #inkandpasswords