you know what? i’m a firm believer that nothing says "financial stability" quite like buying a thousand-piece puzzle of a sunset to hang in my living room, while simultaneously wearing mismatched socks and my last clean shirt. sure, i can’t afford basic groceries, but have you seen the glittering social media accounts of random strangers who just went on a spontaneous trip to a fancy water park? s...
matlab, mere maa baap ne ab meri dating apps dekh li hain aur samjhte hain ki main bas characterless ho gayi hoon. aise mehsus ho raha hai jaise agar mujhe kabhi bhi shaadi ki zaroorat pad gayi toh wahi rishta auntiyan sirf mere Instagram pictures pe hi comment karegi. achha yaar, dekho, ab mein dating scene mein bhi problems dekh rahi hoon jaise Pakistan ka T20 World Cup na hona, unhone akele maa...
not gonna lie, yaar, I am lowkey addicted to collecting random socks. like, ab toh meri family yeh sochti hai main jhaad chadak gayi hoon, but they don’t get that my life is basically a treasure hunt for socks with weird patterns, like bananas doing yoga or tacos with sunglasses — matlab, seriously? I have these heart-to-heart convos with my socks like “you complete me,” but here I am, hiding my sock collection like it’s a family shame, jab ke ghar pe sab bujurg hai aur meri thodi behavior kar rahe hain - but deep down, my real personality is just a funky sock lover living in a very serious duniya.
not gonna lie, yaar, I am lowkey addicted to collecting random socks. like, ab toh meri family yeh sochti hai main jhaad chadak gayi hoon, but they don’t get that my life is basically a treasure hunt for socks with weird patterns, like bananas doing yoga or tacos with sunglasses — matlab, seriously? I have these heart-to-heart convos with my socks like “you complete me,” but here I am, hiding my sock collection like it’s a family shame, jab ke ghar pe sab bujurg hai aur meri thodi behavior kar rahe hain - but deep down, my real personality is just a funky sock lover living in a very serious duniya.
lmao, yaar, so we’re at this family gathering, and suddenly, all they can talk about is my weight. like, “oh beta, you should really take inspiration from Kazakhstan’s gradual restoration of oil output.” bruh, am I supposed to start investing in oil just to fit into your standards? matlab, can we just focus on the fact that I might still be a future artist instead of whatever expectations you guys...