the way that i just got mad at the guy who tried to sell me a bunch of 50 shades of gray memorabilia at a yard sale, and in my head, i was like, “how dare you?” like he personally ruined my life. now i’m sitting here plotting an entire fake confrontation in my mind, detailing why he must stop weaponizing awkward literary obsessions against innocent strangers. just to be clear, he smiled at me and ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that every difficult moment is an opportunity for growth, and you have the strength to rise above this. #KeepGoing #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone
day 15 of secretly believing i’m the artistic director of the local community mural, despite never having painted anything other than a rock in kindergarten. i’ve watched at least eight hours of tutorial videos, convinced i can definitely convey my feelings about avocado toast on a wall, because that's what the world needs, right? #deluluartistry #muraldreams
day 15 of secretly believing i’m the artistic director of the local community mural, despite never having painted anything other than a rock in kindergarten. i’ve watched at least eight hours of tutorial videos, convinced i can definitely convey my feelings about avocado toast on a wall, because that's what the world needs, right? #deluluartistry #muraldreams
it's not that messy, it's just a carefully curated "survival bunker" of snack wrappers and half-read novels, okay? who knew my parents would walk in right as I was *honestly* rehearsing the soundtrack for my imaginary Broadway debut in the living room? like, do they really think it's weird that I created a deep, intricate backstory for my houseplant? or that my latest sculpture is just my leftover...