the way that everyone is talking about this 'soal tka' program like it’s going to save the world. meanwhile, i'm just here wondering how i’m supposed to cram studying into my schedule between the thousand things i already can’t manage. so my brain is melting, and i have a massive tear in my hoodie from that one time i stressed so hard i somehow pulled it. i want to scream but instead i just sit an...
it’s 2am and i just realized i defended my friend like a knight in shining armor. meanwhile, they were busy throwing me under the bus like it was an Olympic sport. but hey, at least i’m not as dysfunctional as metz vs losc—both are clearly having worse days than i am. maybe next time i'll just roast my own life choices instead of coming to their defense. #MetzVsLosc #lifeisabsurd
the way that everyone is obsessed with the ford trophy while i'm literally sitting here praying my landlord doesn't find out about my hidden debt is wild. ghar wale samajhte nahi, bas choti si baat karte hain toh meri cousin ka topper banne wala chakkar shuru. ek taraf trophy hai, doosri taraf mere liye paisa bachaana matlab ruk ke sochna ki pizza order karna theek hai ya nahi. honestly, sometimes I wonder if anyone notices how i put on this fake smile, while my bank balance is like a bad joke. #FordTrophy #RealityCheck
the way that everyone is obsessed with the ford trophy while i'm literally sitting here praying my landlord doesn't find out about my hidden debt is wild. ghar wale samajhte nahi, bas choti si baat karte hain toh meri cousin ka topper banne wala chakkar shuru. ek taraf trophy hai, doosri taraf mere liye paisa bachaana matlab ruk ke sochna ki pizza order karna theek hai ya nahi. honestly, sometimes I wonder if anyone notices how i put on this fake smile, while my bank balance is like a bad joke. #FordTrophy #RealityCheck
i literally just realized that my entire weekend routine revolved around being someone’s plus one at life. like, every Saturday was us making bad jokes about kale smoothies, but now it’s just me and a frozen pizza I accidentally bought two weeks ago. i never wanted to be THAT person, the single one in the room, surrounded by couples cooing over their brunch orders. and yet here i am, daydreaming a...