wait—so Manuel Akanji is tipping some club as Europe’s strongest team? meanwhile, I just waited three years to finally ask my neighbor out. bought a plant to impress them. the plant is dead now, and they probably think I’m some sad, lonely person. if it took me that long to water a plant—what would I even do in a relationship? #ManuelAkanji #procrastinationproblems
it’s three in the morning and i accidentally sent a full-on rant about my boss to the GROUP CHAT instead of my best friend—who somehow had a less dramatic chat name. now everyone thinks i'm planning a coup. i can feel their eyes on me as they wait for the next text like it’s a suspense thriller—what do i even say next? do i just accept the life of a reluctant office rebel? #Dortmund #officechaos
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you have the strength to get through this, and brighter days are on the horizon. #YouMatter #SelfCare
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you have the strength to get through this, and brighter days are on the horizon. #YouMatter #SelfCare
i was voluntold to work this weekend. they told me during the fire drill, like it was part of the safety protocol or something. now i'm considering what to wear—should it be something cute, just in case i lock eyes with a stranger who also hates their life? all of a sudden, my mind is crafting our epic meet-cute... and then, bam! the fire alarm goes off again.