day 23 of my self-imposed breakup exile and i'm literally binge-watching cricket highlights instead of dealing with my feelings. it's 3am, and i found myself getting emotional over the T20 World Cup group table like it's the worst breakup story ever. yaar, matlab samjho na, i'm sitting there crying over a game while eating cold leftovers from three days ago, and honestly, nobody in my life even un...
yaar, jab se suna hai na about the T20 World Cup ki controversy, mujhe samajh nahi aa raha. cricket ke liye toh sab paagal hai, but for me, it reminds me of my chaotic family gatherings. kisi na kisi cousin ki salary abroad hai, aur main yahan ek boring internship kar raha hoon. हर कोई पूछता है kyun nahi, tum bhi study ke baad kuch impressive kar rahe ho. ऐसे लगता है मैं disappointment ki walking ...
yaar, seriously, while my younger cousin is out here living their best life in a flat, I'm literally still eating instant noodles with my parents and wondering if I will ever escape the tyranny of the living room TV. I mean, Tom Banton just secured England's T20 spot, and here I am trying to figure out if I can secure a spot at the table without my mom asking me why I'm not married yet. at this point, I might need a cricket bat just to knock some sense into my life choices. #TomBanton #relatable
yaar, seriously, while my younger cousin is out here living their best life in a flat, I'm literally still eating instant noodles with my parents and wondering if I will ever escape the tyranny of the living room TV. I mean, Tom Banton just secured England's T20 spot, and here I am trying to figure out if I can secure a spot at the table without my mom asking me why I'm not married yet. at this point, I might need a cricket bat just to knock some sense into my life choices. #TomBanton #relatable
yaar, matlab just last week, my parents introduced me to the relatives as "MNC mein kaam karta hai". You should have seen my face when they said that while I was sweating over a bowl of Maggi for dinner, na. I literally wanted to shout, “Bhai, mujhe toh achhe se angrezi bolne wale job ke liye bhi koi nahi bulata!” Meanwhile, I am stuck here sending money home while trying not to let them know my l...