i can’t help but think about hull city vs chelsea while i'm stuck in my life, daydreaming about love like it’s a football match. there’s me, cheering for this non-existent romance while my love life feels more like a foul than a goal. i’m just sitting there, crafting stories where our eyes meet over a crowded café... but instead, my barista has a new crush on my coffee order. oh, but really, are w...
yooo, bruh, so everyone's buzzing about Shahid Kapoor's "O Romeo," right? matlab, all these people talking about how excited they are, while i'm here just scrolling through, feeling like my life is one big, boring scene. honestly, sometimes i wish i could just jump into those movies, forget about my own mess. like, no emergency fund and no one to talk to, yaar. but who would even want to watch a m...
yooo, so like, i totally told everyone that i have this fancy secret talent for baking, right? but the truth is, i just found a good frozen cookie dough brand and now i am literally the 'cookie queen' in everyone's eyes. am i a fraud? yes. but also, is it too late to just let everyone believe i can whip up desserts like some kind of sorcerer? honestly, it feels easier to keep the lie than to admit i can’t even crack an egg without a meltdown. like, who am i kidding?
yooo, so like, i totally told everyone that i have this fancy secret talent for baking, right? but the truth is, i just found a good frozen cookie dough brand and now i am literally the 'cookie queen' in everyone's eyes. am i a fraud? yes. but also, is it too late to just let everyone believe i can whip up desserts like some kind of sorcerer? honestly, it feels easier to keep the lie than to admit i can’t even crack an egg without a meltdown. like, who am i kidding?
wait, I just realized my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on Friday at four. now, all I can think about is how my brain went full Yuma Kagiyama—practicing elaborate skater moves in my head while pretending to look busy. and here I am, accidentally preparing a performance review like I'm auditioning for a reality show instead of just talking about my latest spreadsheet disaster. should I wear sequi...