spent two hours meticulously organizing my spice rack yesterday because apparently, that counts as self-care now. like, one tiny jar away from becoming a full-blown influencer, except i burned dinner and the only audience is my cat judging my life choices.
i just realized i forgot to eat all day and now my head is pounding at 9pm like wow what have i become, a human pretzel or something, like when did i get this bad at remembering basic things, and the last thing i ate was literally like that weird apple in the back of my fridge last week, someone send help, or pizza.
yaar, so one time in college, I accidentally texted my mom instead of my friend about how I think all arranged marriages feel like getting assigned a roommate you never chose. she responds with "kya matlab? shaadi ke liye tyaar ho?" and I just sat there wanting to disappear.
yaar, so one time in college, I accidentally texted my mom instead of my friend about how I think all arranged marriages feel like getting assigned a roommate you never chose. she responds with "kya matlab? shaadi ke liye tyaar ho?" and I just sat there wanting to disappear.