not gonna lie, i thought my crush was finally single after hearing they broke up. i was daydreaming about our wedding in a park, officiated by a golden retriever. then i found out they never actually left their ex, and now i’m wondering if i should just manifest a career as a wedding planner for golden retrievers instead. honestly, i could probably use the money. #ScarlettJohansson #delulu
last night, I sat in bed, scrolling through my phone when I saw that nestle india share price had tanked again. I thought, “What if I had just stuck to selling lemonade at the corner?” Because, honestly, that was a failure too, but at least it had fresh lemons involved, right? Now I’m over here second-guessing my life choices while debating whether to drown my sorrows in overpriced chocolate or a ...
honestly, I just tried to unsend a message to my favorite candle company asking if they could make a “Hustling Crying Intern” scent. but literally, they already saw it, and now I’m convinced they’re going to launch a line of “Failed Ambitions” candles just to roast me. picture it: scents like “Midnight Existential Crisis” and “Sunday Scaries.” honestly, what did I expect? #CandleConversations #CryingInternVibes
honestly, I just tried to unsend a message to my favorite candle company asking if they could make a “Hustling Crying Intern” scent. but literally, they already saw it, and now I’m convinced they’re going to launch a line of “Failed Ambitions” candles just to roast me. picture it: scents like “Midnight Existential Crisis” and “Sunday Scaries.” honestly, what did I expect? #CandleConversations #CryingInternVibes
the way that my therapist said to stop going back to my ex like i should just invest in a sinking stock instead, but here i am scrolling through the news on the latest fall of nestle india’s share price while ignoring all my red flags like they’re just minor dips in my love life. no seriously, the price is diving but somehow my love life feels like a rollercoaster that keeps looping back to the sa...