no because i just sent a text telling my boss i deserve a promotion, and now i’m staring at these three dots like it’s a game show where the prize is my dignity. meanwhile, i could’ve been planning the perfect heist of that lunch i forgot in the fridge. does "money heist berlin" teach me to be bold or just reveal that i'm also a fool? now i’m ready to break into an art gallery with nothing but lef...
i just got my screen time report. first, it said i spent five hours scrolling through cat memes. i thought, wow, that's pretty relatable, right? then it went on to reveal another three hours watching live streams of people playing video games. but the real kicker? i spent over two hours just watching highlights of rcb vs upw. honestly, i can't even tell you who won. but hey, that kind of dedicatio...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. life has a way of testing us, but it also teaches us resilience. hold on to hope, because brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away. #YouMatter #InnerStrength
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. life has a way of testing us, but it also teaches us resilience. hold on to hope, because brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away. #YouMatter #InnerStrength
yooo, so I just found out there's a bomb cyclone coming this weekend, and I'm sitting here wondering how the weather gets more dramatic than my love life - like, it's literally a storm, but my ex couldn't even make a drizzle in my world. I’m planning to hunker down with snacks, while the last person I went on a date with ghosts me harder than that storm will ghost the forecast. Guess I’ll be in fo...