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Advice: Why is it that every “self-help” book I pick up is written by someone who’s obvi…

I just spent an afternoon scrolling through my old college photos and realized that my body went through more transformations than my degree did. Like, who let me walk around looking like a potato in those baggy hoodies? And don’t even get me started on the hairstyles. I genuinely thought I could pull off that "I just woke up" look and still get a passing grade. Now I'm worried my kids will find t...

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Why is it that every “self-help” book I pick up is written by someone who’s obviously never had to assemble IKEA furniture alone at 2 AM? If I wanted vague positivity and a sprinkle of condescension, I’d just scroll through my mom’s Facebook. Honestly, can we just admit that adulting is really just Googling “How to fix this mess” while we sip overpriced coffee and pretend we have our lives together? Let’s start a support group for people who just want to be told it’s okay to eat cereal for dinner and binge-watch Netflix instead of evolving.

Why is it that every “self-help” book I pick up is written by someone who’s obviously never had to assemble IKEA furniture alone at 2 AM? If I wanted vague positivity and a sprinkle of condescension, I’d just scroll through my mom’s Facebook. Honestly, can we just admit that adulting is really just Googling “How to fix this mess” while we sip overpriced coffee and pretend we have our lives together? Let’s start a support group for people who just want to be told it’s okay to eat cereal for dinner and binge-watch Netflix instead of evolving.

Is it just me or do we all have that one friend who somehow manages to turn every conversation into a debate? Like, we’ll start discussing what to order for dinner, and suddenly we’re deep in a philosophical argument about the ethics of pineapple on pizza. I love them, but sometimes I just want to be able to say “let’s just eat food” without getting a TED talk on the history of pepperoni. Why can’...