i cannot believe i got that old bicycle working again, after months just sitting in the garage. thought it was going to be a complete failure, but now me and my friend are planning a ride tomorrow and it just feels so light, so freeing, like everything suddenly fell into place.
so my toaster caught fire while i was just trying to make toast, and i was thinking, great, that's one more thing to add to the "how am i doing" list. at this point, i might as well start a support group for appliances that just can't handle their duties anymore.
forgot my lunch on the counter this morning and spent all day daydreaming about that sandwich, just got home and the fridge is empty, can’t remember the last time i had a decent meal, seriously what am i doing with my life.
forgot my lunch on the counter this morning and spent all day daydreaming about that sandwich, just got home and the fridge is empty, can’t remember the last time i had a decent meal, seriously what am i doing with my life.
so i was at this work event, right, and i meant to compliment the boss’s new tie but accidentally said “nice haircut” instead, and he looked so confused, like did he get a haircut? did i forget? then i spent the rest of the night trying to casually fix it, only making it worse by bringing up his “great fashion sense” like five more times.