ok but my manager just scheduled a ‘quick chat’ on a Friday at four. last time that happened, I found out my project got canceled, my promotion disappeared, and I might be part of a secret conspiracy to replace me with a robot. meanwhile, Bigg Boss Kannada is all anyone can talk about, and here I am manifesting my exit strategy. if Gilli can rise above the chaos, why can’t I? should I start wearin...
just realized someone i used to play with in the neighborhood now struts around like they are the main character in a reality show, while i’m still in my silent film era. yesterday, i waved at them in the grocery store like we were besties. they literally looked through me like i was the wifi connection in a house full of ethernet cords. but like, what if their other personality is actually a nich...
just found out my coworker is presenting my project at the big meeting. like, did you think i wouldn’t notice you awkwardly avoiding eye contact when i mentioned it yesterday? now i have to show up with the baseball bat i used to play with in middle school, because revenge feels oddly poetic right now. #MlbBaseball #officewars
just found out my coworker is presenting my project at the big meeting. like, did you think i wouldn’t notice you awkwardly avoiding eye contact when i mentioned it yesterday? now i have to show up with the baseball bat i used to play with in middle school, because revenge feels oddly poetic right now. #MlbBaseball #officewars
watched the news about that bowling alley shooting. felt a little bad because i turned down that bowling league gig last month. then i remembered i just can’t commit to anything serious when my biggest life accomplishment this week was rewatching the entire series of that reality show again. now i’m just over here questioning all my choices. #Wfmz #lifechoices