it’s 3am and i just found my old jacket while organizing my closet, like, i literally forgot i owned it. ngl, it was still smelling like my ex's terrible cologne which makes me question all my life choices. but tbh, this jacket just made me realize it’s basically the “Dhurandhar” of fashion—hitting heights nobody saw coming, while my self-esteem just tried to breach the 1 crore mark and failed mis...
ok but ngl, I just beat that video game everyone’s talking about and honestly, I thought I’d feel like a hero, but now I just feel... like an overcooked noodle? tbh, I spent more time naming my character "Gary McScarfface" than actually playing, and the sense of accomplishment was great but now my living room feels eerily quiet—like when you finish a really intense bag of chips and realize you jus...
yo, so i walked away from a pizza shop and they called me back with a better offer, right? like they thought it was some kind of real estate deal, but it was just toppings! next thing you know, i'm negotiating like i'm the new coach of #PittFootball. “yeah, i'll take double pepperoni, but can we throw in a side of defense while we're at it?” like how am i supposed to play hardball with pepperonis? lmao #PizzaNegotiation
yo, so i walked away from a pizza shop and they called me back with a better offer, right? like they thought it was some kind of real estate deal, but it was just toppings! next thing you know, i'm negotiating like i'm the new coach of #PittFootball. “yeah, i'll take double pepperoni, but can we throw in a side of defense while we're at it?” like how am i supposed to play hardball with pepperonis? lmao #PizzaNegotiation
woke up this morning and found receipts from last night for a place called "the corner of existential dread" and some place named "definitely not a good idea." like, where was my phone during all this? also, who knew KNRUHS had such a wild after-party scene? gotta admit, though, if that’s the vibe of future medical admissions, I might just submit my application from a bar... #Knruhs #wildlife