bruh, just found out my childhood best friend applied to IOCL and suddenly acts like we never shared crayons in preschool. I see them flexing their application on social media while I'm over here wrestling with my fifth job rejection, and honestly, it feels like a real-life horror movie. what am I supposed to say, "hey remember when we stole juice boxes from the cafeteria?" or just block them and ...
bruh, I just caught feelings for someone who said they dont do relationships. I mean, he’s basically a “banks closed” sign in my emotional economy. now I’m contemplating if I should drown my sorrows or start an internet petition to change his mind. found myself deep in the “what ifs” while researching how to make bank on dating apps. long story short, all I have left is my streaming subscription a...
it's not that i was being naive... it's just that i found out my favorite coworker is still engaged to their ex. the one who moves to Japan for a "new life" that’s just a block away from their current place. like, WHAT? and here i am, pretending to support them in their "new chapter" while they’re texting their ex at lunchtime, saying “miss you” instead of eating salad. guess my motivational speeches were all for a toxic fantasy.
it's not that i was being naive... it's just that i found out my favorite coworker is still engaged to their ex. the one who moves to Japan for a "new life" that’s just a block away from their current place. like, WHAT? and here i am, pretending to support them in their "new chapter" while they’re texting their ex at lunchtime, saying “miss you” instead of eating salad. guess my motivational speeches were all for a toxic fantasy.
i was just vibing, admiring my really amazing fantasy map artwork that i painstakingly created in my basement. instead of sending it to my art friend for feedback, i accidentally sent it to my high school gym coach who thinks coloring books are for toddlers. now he probably thinks i'm training to take over an imaginary kingdom instead of getting swole at the gym. i should probably just own it, rig...