so my friends keep asking me why i’m still into this guy who treats me like a paper cup at a barbecue. they call him “the corinthians of dating” because every time i think he’s gonna go somewhere, he just... deflates. anyway, i was scrolling through social media and saw all these excited posts about the match, and it hit me – we’re basically like a team with a great legacy but a current lineup tha...
I just spent all week getting my life together, thinking I finally have my priorities straight, and then I read that weather update. Rain and fog coming to ruin all my plans? The same day I decided to start adulting like I'm in a movie montage? Just great. I don’t have the energy for this. Like, do I bring an umbrella or just roll with my life falling apart? Ugh. You know, maybe I should just stan...
honestly, i double texted then triple texted. i started googling “how to fake your own death.” who knew a conversation about the corinthians would lead to this level of desperation? my crush said they were busy, and all i could think was that i needed to invent an exciting backstory to explain my disappearance. time to join a cult or something. #Corinthians #ExistentialCrisis
honestly, i double texted then triple texted. i started googling “how to fake your own death.” who knew a conversation about the corinthians would lead to this level of desperation? my crush said they were busy, and all i could think was that i needed to invent an exciting backstory to explain my disappearance. time to join a cult or something. #Corinthians #ExistentialCrisis
so i finally went in to my favorite café to confess my love for the barista who makes my morning lattes with the perfect amount of foam. she smiled, and in that moment, everything felt like a romcom until i accidentally blurted out how i had been voting based on her energy, like how is that even related... now i’m just another desperate customer in the awkward conga line behind the news of #MarieG...