yooo, so I’ve been following all this hype around Colorado State basketball. everyone’s talking about trap games and I’m over here feeling trapped by my own life decisions. I splurged on a jersey I definitely don’t need, while my car is making that weird noise like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. but hey, priorities, right? I guess watching a team fight for glory is easier than fixing my own ...
i just realized i spent more on forgotten subscriptions than what i pay for my actual rent. like, honestly, who needs a gourmet chocolate subscription in July? now i'm pacing back and forth, trying to remember what subscriptions i even have and contemplating canceling my "wellness retreat for the soul" program that literally hasn't given me anything but anxiety about all the money i could have sav...
yoo, so I told my boss I’m leaving after months of their nonsense, like I genuinely poured my heart into that message—sat there sweating, crafting the perfect escape route—only to get back a casual “okay.” but here’s the kicker, now I’m stuck at the office holiday party watching them announce a ‘money control initiative’ while I’ve been contemplating a second job just to afford the holiday pizza, what a glow-up. #MoneyControl #LifeChoices
yoo, so I told my boss I’m leaving after months of their nonsense, like I genuinely poured my heart into that message—sat there sweating, crafting the perfect escape route—only to get back a casual “okay.” but here’s the kicker, now I’m stuck at the office holiday party watching them announce a ‘money control initiative’ while I’ve been contemplating a second job just to afford the holiday pizza, what a glow-up. #MoneyControl #LifeChoices
yooo, you ever realize that adults just... fake it? like, the other day, I walked in on my uncle organizing his stamp collection and he was totally acting like it was an Olympic sport. I mean, dude was sweating over those little rectangles—this ain't a race, it’s a hobby. and here I was, wondering if he ever, you know, thought about a life outside the postal world? honestly, I laughed, and I kinda...