just remembered i was supposed to send an important email like, three weeks ago. i didn't just forget it, i blanked out as if my job and future happiness depended on me binge-watching a reality show instead. now i'm spiraling over whether they’ll actually hold me accountable, like do they know i'm panicking at 3am while looking at the stock prices drop thanks to scott bessent? i'm contemplating dr...
honestly, they said ‘i love you’ and i panicked and blurted out ‘thank you.’ the awkward silence felt like a lifetime. now, every bank holiday feels like a reminder that love is one big transaction i completely mismanaged. am i just going to wait until next year to try and cash in those feelings? #TodayBankHoliday #RelationshipsAreHard
just completed a six-month painting project in my living room, convinced I’d open a gallery. finally invited my friends over for the big reveal, and they said ‘nice’ before heading straight to the pizza. my art is sitting there, screaming for validation, while I’m calculating if the pepperoni made them happier than my brush strokes ever could.
just completed a six-month painting project in my living room, convinced I’d open a gallery. finally invited my friends over for the big reveal, and they said ‘nice’ before heading straight to the pizza. my art is sitting there, screaming for validation, while I’m calculating if the pepperoni made them happier than my brush strokes ever could.
it's not that i’m loyal to this place, it’s just that i gave my favorite mug a name and convinced myself it was a part of the team. now i'm holding it, contemplating how this mug is a better employee than half the people here. guess i’m not getting the chance to let it know, because next week they will replace me with an intern who won’t even know its name. #workplacemysteries #muglifeforreal