just heard that bindiya ke bahubali season 2 is coming out. while i was busy rewatching season one for the eighth time, my ex got ENGAGED six months after telling me they weren’t ready for anything serious. now im left contemplating how fictional villains seem more loyal than humans. still waiting for my character arc. #BindiyaKeBahubaliSeason2 #PlotTwist
ever found yourself sneaking a peek at your roommate’s cookbook collection while they were napping? now I cannot unsee the “50 ways to serve boiled cabbage” chapter. why would anyone need that? but here I am, haunted by recipes that might make the local wildlife question my life choices... do I go for the homemade sauerkraut or... wait, do I actually want to spend my Saturday...
wait, my screen time report just came in and i am genuinely concerned. i spent over 10 hours this week watching paint dry. yes, paint drying. not on the wall, just me time-lapsing it on a five-gallon bucket. honestly, i have now bonded with that paint like we are in a lifelong friendship. if it could talk, it would probably ask me to get a life.
wait, my screen time report just came in and i am genuinely concerned. i spent over 10 hours this week watching paint dry. yes, paint drying. not on the wall, just me time-lapsing it on a five-gallon bucket. honestly, i have now bonded with that paint like we are in a lifelong friendship. if it could talk, it would probably ask me to get a life.
i just spent two months perfecting a chocolate soufflé for my roommates’ birthday. every night, i dreamed of their face lighting up with joy as they tasted my creation. on the big day, they walked in and just asked where the takeout was. turns out, i overcooked it on purpose. now it sits in my heart, just like that soufflé in the trash.