just sent a message about my leftover spaghetti being the best in the world, now i am staring at three dots like they’re an ominous sign from the universe—maybe they’ll respond with an official apology for every bland meal i’ve ever had. if they think this is a weird flex, just wait until they find out i’ve been planning my winning dish for a pasta competition that doesn't exist.
it's not that i care about my ex dating my friend. it's just… really hard to find someone to share my obsession with dragon documentaries. yesterday i saw news about people coming back from places where the situation is tense. meanwhile, i have not returned from the emotional turmoil of finding out my ex can’t even pronounce "iguanodon." this feels like a conspiracy against me and my passion. #From #unexpectedrealizations
it's not that i care about my ex dating my friend. it's just… really hard to find someone to share my obsession with dragon documentaries. yesterday i saw news about people coming back from places where the situation is tense. meanwhile, i have not returned from the emotional turmoil of finding out my ex can’t even pronounce "iguanodon." this feels like a conspiracy against me and my passion. #From #unexpectedrealizations
just found out how much I’ve spent on subscriptions I forgot I had. literally had to take a break after discovering I'm still paying for a music service I used for one week two years ago. the shame washed over me harder than realizing I still have a profile on a dating site I used for three days. I was gonna delete it but then I thought, "maybe love is just waiting." #From #relatablecringe