spent 40 minutes gearing up to walk inside the coffee shop today and as soon as i did, the barista asked me if i wanted anything other than coffee, like i'm some kind of normal person with NORMAL energy levels. honestly i just need a trophy for navigating this entire planet like a pro athlete while feeling like i just finished a marathon in slow motion.
i still cringe thinking about the time i accidentally sent my boss a meme of a cat wearing a tie instead of the presentation i had been working on for days, like who does that, and of course he replied "cute" but i just wanted to crawl under my desk forever.
i once hid a box of important documents from my ex but now i can’t remember where i put them. it just feels like a metaphor for all the things i tried to keep hidden… like that will really protect me from any of this.
i once hid a box of important documents from my ex but now i can’t remember where i put them. it just feels like a metaphor for all the things i tried to keep hidden… like that will really protect me from any of this.
matlab samjho na, ek baar kisi event pe stage par galti se main ne bandi ka naam le liya tha jo wahan nahi thi — saari aankhein mujhe ghoor kar rahi thi, और बस यार मैंने सोचा अब तो ये मेरा career khatam.