so my friends invited me to watch the game tonight. like, obviously i wanted to go, but my bank account literally laughed in my face when i thought about it. then i said "oh i have plans" and they looked at me like i was hiding a BODY. but honestly, now i'm stuck at home wondering if i should watch the game solo or see if i can re-create the thrill by bingeing an old show for the fifth time. spoil...
i literally just realized if i had chosen to break up with my ex like, three months earlier, i’d probably be free to party this new year instead of drowning in regret. now, im over here imagining what it’s like to sip champagne alone in my tiny apartment while he’s probably partying it up, with a fresh girl at his side. how did i not see that coming? #MalamTahunBaru #relationshipdrama
you ever just lay in bed, thinking about how Nathan Ellis is getting all this hype while I'm still waiting for a response from a guy I texted two weeks ago… is it because my message started with "so like, you know Noor Ahmad?" honestly, do they ever think of me or is it just me, plotting my next sad poetry piece about unrequited attention? maybe I'll just slide into the DMs again, or should I try a cricket analogy...? #NoorAhmad #whyareweevenhere
you ever just lay in bed, thinking about how Nathan Ellis is getting all this hype while I'm still waiting for a response from a guy I texted two weeks ago… is it because my message started with "so like, you know Noor Ahmad?" honestly, do they ever think of me or is it just me, plotting my next sad poetry piece about unrequited attention? maybe I'll just slide into the DMs again, or should I try a cricket analogy...? #NoorAhmad #whyareweevenhere
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