i just read about all the excitement for netaji’s birthplace event and suddenly remembered that time i declared my undying love to the wrong person. i was so flustered, i looked right at them and blurted out "thank you" instead of saying "i love you too." i mean, talk about an emotional rollercoaster. now every time i hear a loud announcement, i think—what if this time it's someone confessing, and...
i just found an old box of receipts from a coffee shop where i used to order a triple caramel mocha every day. the barista knew my name, my order, and even complimented my purple hair. i was totally delusional thinking this was an epic connection. now i realize i was just another customer in their 30-second routine. at least the coffee was strong.
i just found out my boss praised a colleague for my idea during a meeting—and that colleague is the person who once asked me if cereal was a soup. i mean, WHAT—was it too much to ask for even a “great idea” nod from my boss? i feel like viktoria plzeň trying to hold my own against porto. totally outmatched and now i am going to reconsider my life choices. we have to talk about this betrayal in therapy because i might just manifest a protest in the break room. #ViktoriaPlzeVsPorto #betrayed
i just found out my boss praised a colleague for my idea during a meeting—and that colleague is the person who once asked me if cereal was a soup. i mean, WHAT—was it too much to ask for even a “great idea” nod from my boss? i feel like viktoria plzeň trying to hold my own against porto. totally outmatched and now i am going to reconsider my life choices. we have to talk about this betrayal in therapy because i might just manifest a protest in the break room. #ViktoriaPlzeVsPorto #betrayed
literally just found out Fenerbahçe is going against Aston Villa and honestly, that reminds me of my own loyalty at work. I pour my heart and soul into a company that would replace me faster than a last-minute goal in a soccer match. I even made them cupcakes for the staff meeting last week. I overheard my boss say “we should really replace them before the busy season” while I was waiting for my s...