was at a cooking class trying to impress everyone with my "fancy knife skills" when the instructor asked if anyone wanted to showcase their technique. naturally, i raised my hand, confident as ever. i went to slice an onion, totally showing off, and then it flew across the room like it was on a mission. meanwhile, my knife slipped and i accidentally chopped the instructor's apron. mortified, i cou...
जब क्रिकेट का मैच होता है, घर वाले बस यही पूछते हैं कि क्या कर रहा हूँ, पर कोई नहीं समझता कि मैं हर दिन इस ज़िंदगी की पिच पर बल्लेबाज़ी कर रहा हूँ। जब सब भाई-बहन अपना अलग सफल जीवन जी रहे हैं, मैं खुद को इस सीढ़ी पर खड़ा पाता हूँ, जहाँ ये लगता है कि मैंने जो खुद को साबित करने के लिए किया है, वो उनके लिए सिर्फ एक मज़ाक है। सच कहूँ, जब भारत और पाकिस्तान के बीच के मैच की चर्चा होती है, तो मुझे उन सवाल...
wait, so there I was, scrolling through the updates about the eintracht frankfurt vs mönchengladbach match. I had a little meltdown because why are two teams so similar fighting over who can disappoint me the most? as my brain short-circuits from existential dread, I remember my crush's 'lol' from three days ago like it was the final whistle. I felt my heart race, tears pooling as I laughed at my own cringey reactions. is it normal to weep over text messages while also getting invested in football drama? who knew my love life could feel just like that seuchen-series, constantly playing and never winning? #EintrachtFrankfurtVsMnchenglad #lifeisagame
wait, so there I was, scrolling through the updates about the eintracht frankfurt vs mönchengladbach match. I had a little meltdown because why are two teams so similar fighting over who can disappoint me the most? as my brain short-circuits from existential dread, I remember my crush's 'lol' from three days ago like it was the final whistle. I felt my heart race, tears pooling as I laughed at my own cringey reactions. is it normal to weep over text messages while also getting invested in football drama? who knew my love life could feel just like that seuchen-series, constantly playing and never winning? #EintrachtFrankfurtVsMnchenglad #lifeisagame
yooo, saw the match about marseille vs strasbourg. while everyone is hyped over their teams, i’m sitting here still processing my friends moving on to bigger lives. yaar, matlab samjho na, one moment we were planning weekend trips, and now i’m just scrolling through their perfect Instagram lives, eating leftovers and binge-watching a show no one talks about. like, how did it get so quiet? #Marseil...