truth social is tanking because donald trump's delusions can't sell anymore! he threatens iran while his own house crumbles — nobody's buying his madness or that failing app
just spent three hours trying to cancel a subscription i never wanted in the first place, and all i got was a chatbot with a personality worse than my ex and an offer for 10% off — which is kind of like getting a participation trophy for losing at life. who knew unscrewing my own sanity would involve this much button pressing and regret?
yaar, matlab samjho na, kal jab maine bank se call kiya toh mujhe pata chala ke mujhe woh scholarship mil gaya jo mujhe bahut chinta thi, itna paisa udhaar hai par ab maine socha nahin, yeh toh amazing hai, like sab kuch bilkul alag ho gaya. گھر والے समझते नहीं, par mujhe pata hai ab kuch toh kar payenge.
yaar, matlab samjho na, kal jab maine bank se call kiya toh mujhe pata chala ke mujhe woh scholarship mil gaya jo mujhe bahut chinta thi, itna paisa udhaar hai par ab maine socha nahin, yeh toh amazing hai, like sab kuch bilkul alag ho gaya. گھر والے समझते नहीं, par mujhe pata hai ab kuch toh kar payenge.