just realized my family’s been subtly dropping hints about my ex—like I don’t hear them comparing my current partner to him at every family gathering. “he had such a way with the cornbread recipe,” they say—so that’s why the last time I tried making it I almost burned the house down. meanwhile, i just read that some billionaire bought TWO mansions in lake tahoe while I’m still deciding if i can sp...
it's 3am and i'm over here wondering how i gave someone a second chance just for them to take my forgiveness and hand it to someone else like it’s some kind of buffet. did i miss the part where relationships are like sequels, with a more attractive cast that comes in with better plots? i mean, how many dhurandhar moments can one heart endure before it just needs a new script? #Dhurandhar2 #Relatio...
not gonna lie, I accidentally posted a selfie of me in a banana costume while attempting to channel my inner fruit. I thought it was just for my closest friends to enjoy, you know, a moment of silliness. then I found out my cousin screenshot it and sent it to my mom. now I'm haunted by the thought of my mom scrolling through her phone and seeing me, the literal embodiment of a tropical smoothie. #whydididoit #bananacourage
not gonna lie, I accidentally posted a selfie of me in a banana costume while attempting to channel my inner fruit. I thought it was just for my closest friends to enjoy, you know, a moment of silliness. then I found out my cousin screenshot it and sent it to my mom. now I'm haunted by the thought of my mom scrolling through her phone and seeing me, the literal embodiment of a tropical smoothie. #whydididoit #bananacourage
honestly, i was out here dreaming about life-changing connections like tony finau just landing hole-in-ones, right? and then i overheard my coworkers giggling about “the most interesting person at the party”—turned out, they meant the guy who recited stats about golfing. i cringed—was that supposed to be ME? because while tony is making waves, i’m just hoping my "quirky jokes" don't get drowned ou...