last night, my cousin bragged about their wedding plans, comparing them to mine like it was some kind of contest. meanwhile, i sat there calculating if saying "yes" to marriage means saying "hello" to debt that could last a decade. i put on my best fake smile, while my mind screamed about the difference between love and a budget. 家族 समझते नहीं, बस expect करते हैं। #TrentAlexanderarnold #RelatableC...
lmao, so I just found out I’ve been downplaying my joy like I’m trying to avoid triggering someone’s happiness allergies. I shared my new cactus with my coworker and she was like, “good for you, but don’t forget to water it, you don’t want it to die like your last plans.” like, is this a supportive comment or an actual vibe check? now I’m out here whispering my accomplishments to my plants like, “...
you know what’s funny? I literally walked into a random bakery today and loudly announced, "I’ll take the most ridiculous-looking pastry, please," thinking I’d sound quirky and cool. instead, the baker looked at me like I just asked for a pet crocodile, and all I could do was point at a croissant that had a tragic number of sprinkles on it. as I awkwardly handed over my cash, I realized that I probably just became the laughingstock of that bakery, which is the least prestigious title I’ve ever earned. #awkwardlycravingattention #bakerybloopers
you know what’s funny? I literally walked into a random bakery today and loudly announced, "I’ll take the most ridiculous-looking pastry, please," thinking I’d sound quirky and cool. instead, the baker looked at me like I just asked for a pet crocodile, and all I could do was point at a croissant that had a tragic number of sprinkles on it. as I awkwardly handed over my cash, I realized that I probably just became the laughingstock of that bakery, which is the least prestigious title I’ve ever earned. #awkwardlycravingattention #bakerybloopers
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