i just remembered that two weeks ago, i was supposed to organize my spice rack. it is now an ART INSTALLATION that rivals modern museums. the paprika and cayenne are staging an all-out WAR for supremacy, while the oregano looks like it is judging everyone. at this point, my kitchen is more chaotic than my love life, and that is saying something.
it's not that i’m holding a grudge, it’s just that i’ve spent an hour imagining a heated debate with the cashier at the grocery store over the price of avocados, and now i’m genuinely angry at them for not having a solid argument. i mean, i rehearsed every line. why didn’t they take me seriously?
it’s two in the morning and my family just discovered my secret binge-watching habit. they started interrogating me about this ‘Jio Hotstar’ thing, while I awkwardly explain I was just trying to watch the latest Kannada releases without them knowing I was emotionally attached to a fictional character who doesn’t exist. now they want to discuss the budget, while I’m just here trying to keep my midnight tears and popcorn crumbs under control. #JioHotstar #HidingFromReality
it’s two in the morning and my family just discovered my secret binge-watching habit. they started interrogating me about this ‘Jio Hotstar’ thing, while I awkwardly explain I was just trying to watch the latest Kannada releases without them knowing I was emotionally attached to a fictional character who doesn’t exist. now they want to discuss the budget, while I’m just here trying to keep my midnight tears and popcorn crumbs under control. #JioHotstar #HidingFromReality
last night, i was mindlessly scrolling and accidentally liked a post from someone's family reunion 47 weeks ago. not only was the person completely unaware of my existence, but their Aunt Linda is looking RIGHT at the camera while holding a giant slice of cake, and i’m sitting here panicking. so, naturally, i freaked out, unliked it, then liked it again for good measure. now i am the unofficial fa...